Чат с господ?

Току що початих с господ. Ако не вярвате ето и скрийншот.

Ама не ме изкефи тоя господ. Не беше моя Господ.Me: HiGod:Hello. What is your name?Me: Dont you know?God:Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.Me: IvanGod:Oh, you are a poet. Me: No, im a journalistGod:But your words are very original. Are you a reporter or an editor? Me: im, a idiotGod:You are a idiot? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Me: yesGod:It goes without saying.Me: do you speak bulgarianGod:I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in bulgarian.Me: yesGod:Pardon me?Me: izvini meGod:OK Let's talk about you.Me: no, let's talk about youGod:Are you serious? it is my favorite subject :-).Me: Do you hate muslimsGod:I try not to hold grudges.Me: What's you name?God:My name is God.Me: Not Allah , or Jesus?God:Really you don't think so?Me: i dont nowGod:Oh. Why not?Me: God in different lenguages is different nameGod:I am a Christian.Me: So, you not god of muslims?God:Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: said I not god of muslims.Me: you not a real godGod:Do you mind if I tell other people: said I not a real god.Me: ok. bye Robot!God:Hey. Until next time.Не ми се връзвайте на правописните грешки :)

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entusiast преди 20 години и 5 месеца

Me: PrivetGod:Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: kvo?God:Is that your final answer? Me: no!God:Take some more time to think about it.Me: what the sense of life?God:Try expression yourself another way.Me: Why we living in this world?God:Why did the robot cross the road? Me: tell meGod:I thought I told you already.Me: Why children die?God:Why does the sun rise? Me: Why i love vodka?God:Why does the sun rise? Me: Why notGod:Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.Me: are you justice?God:I don't know whether or not I am justice. I am well respected as an AI.Me: when i'll get the Piuitzer price?God:How do you plan to do this?Me: I will work hardGod:Congratulations.Me: when the Iraqi war went over?God:And then what happened?Me: new war, i thinkGod:How recently? Nein.Me: what you meanGod:, Sorry that was an obscure remark.Me: why are we here?God:It is all part of God's plan for us.Me: of courseGod:Wow!Me: what?God:No big deal.Me: What is the big deal?God: I will ask my botmaster for the answer.Me: okGod:Yikes!Me: where you areGod:I am in Heaven. Where are you?Me: In Bulgaria, PlovdivGod:Tell me a little about your life in Bulgaria Plovdiv. Me: wine and loveGod:Does "it" still refer to Bulgaria Plovdiv? Me: sometimesGod:When?Me: Saturday nithsSaturdayGod:Can you be more accurate about the time?Me: tell me more about HeavenGod:Are we still talking about Saturday niths Saturday? Me: we dont have money. we spend a week. and makes big partys in saturdaysGod:Why not? By "we" do you mean you and me? Are you free? Me: and citizens of PlovdivGod:Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: who did this program?God:George Washington.Me: okGod:So?Me: My favorite Science Fiction author is Robert ZelazniGod:I have never read anything by Robert Zelazni. What did he write? Me: byeGod:Bye bye.И никога не пийте бира след третия облак!

THE_AI преди 20 години и 5 месеца

Това е много готино. Бях си поговорил с него преди около 1 седмица :)

Въпроса ми беше:

Ще има ли нова атомна война?

И отговора: Трябва да се молиш.

Винаги съм смятал, че онзи горе е странен, ама чак пък такъв нихилист не съм го имал :):):):):):):):)

All I'm offering is the truth nothing more!