Една от смешните песни, по-ведро, ако обичате
Струва ми се, че повечето блогъри ги гони пост-празнична-апатия/ само не го приемайте сериозно/. В тази не дотам връзка пускам един текст на една много любима група. Не твърдя, че ще е смешен за всички, тези, които не го намират за смешен, да paste-нат своя смешен текст на песен.
Virgin Bride/Morphine
it was just a couple of summers ago
annie met gary
they moved to eachother
so in love
the future was their canvass
and life was their paint
but annie, she wanted gary to wait to do it
until their wedding day
gary said, "ok annie. that's alright I can wait."
"But let's get married right away"
soon enough that wedding day rolled around
and it was a very beautiful wedding
you know the kind
after the wedding everybody went back to a big reception
at annie's mother's house
and it was a great party
there was a band, there was food
there was so much love in the air
and annie
annie grabbed a bottle of champagne
she grabbed gary by the hand and they snuck away
from the party
they went downstairs
down to the laundry room
down int he basement
down to the laundry room
soon they were rolling around in the laundry
down in the laundry room
rolling around rolling around
rolling around rolling around
then gary
hit his head on the dryer
he hit it pretty hard
in fact
gary is dead
oh, gary's dead! oh!
if she hadn't waited, then they couldn't say it
a virgin bride is a virgin widow today
if she hadn't waited, then they couldn't say it
a virgin bride is a virgin widow today
Уау, твоят текст е направо брутален! Моят е по-лек жанр, ама ми е много смешен, особено припева...The Killers - Somebody Told Me
Breaking my back just to know your name
Seventeen tracks and I've had it with this game
I'm breaking my back just to know your name
But heaven ain't close in a place like this
Anything goes but don't blink you might miss
Cause heaven ain't close in a place like this
I said heaven ain't close in a place like this
Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight
Never thought I'd let a rumour ruin my moonlight
Well somebody told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looks like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential
I've got potential
Ready? Let's roll onto something new
Taking its toll and I'm leaving without you
Ready? Let's roll onto something new
But heaven ain't close in a place like this
Anything goes but don't blink you might miss
Cause heaven ain't close in a place like this
I said heaven ain't close in a place like this
Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight
Never thought I'd let a rumour ruin my moonlight
Well somebody told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looks like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential
I've got potential
A rushin', a rushin' around
Pace yourself from me
I said maybe baby please
But I just don't know now
Somebody told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looks like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential
I've got potential
Сидели мы над речкою вонючей.
Сидели мы в двенадцатом часу.
Ты прислонялася ко мне поганой рожей
и пела, ковыряяся в носу.
Ты пела так, что все собаки выли
и у соседа обвалился потолок
и мне хотелось и без шума, и без пыли
поднять тебя и швырнуть о песок.
Я знаю, ты немножечко красива.
На голове твоей щепоточка волос.
И когда ты меня нежно целовала,
по коже пробегал моей мороз.